... he is a Severus Snape/Luke Castellan/Albus Dubledore/John Watson/Fitzwilliam Darcy/Jesse Fitzgerald clone.
Unlike schools in America, in Dubai, we don't change classes every period - instead the teachers do. This follows the logic that, if let out of the class teachers are less likely to bunk class than students. This means that every student uses the same desk for almost the entire year.
At this point I should mention that I'm famous throughout the school for having the desk filled with the most quotes and random doodles. A pen in your hand and a droning Geometry teacher can work wonders for your creativty skills, as I have observed.
Last week, our class room was shifted to the first floor, which meant that I now share my desk with a nameless faceless, Science student [our school teaches both boys and girls in shifts: morning for girls and afternoon for boys, meaning we use the same classrooms, only at different times] I wrote down D H Lawrence's Sumbergence along with a detailed illustration.
"When along the pavement,
Palpitating flames of life,
People flicker around me,
I forget my bereavement,
The gap in the great constellation,
The place where a star once used to be."
'Tis one of my favourite poems ever. And today morning I discovered that that smart-ass Science student had scribbled his own creation RIGHT ON TOP of where I had written the poem:
"When you disturb me,
By writing crap like this,
I get very bloody pissed,
You are so jobless,
You brainless dick."
Though I have to admit, I was surprised he, being a Science student and all, could actually make it rhyme. (I have no respect for Science students with big egos and snotty noses that they are forever turning down on the Arts students.)
Unfortunately for him, he'd forgotten his computer notes in the table, and I have them with me right now, so if he wants to get them back he's probably going to have to appease the great entity that is me.
I feel soooooooooo sorry for him.
If you think I'm being a little too bitchy, I'm not. I'm honestly the last person to walk around with vendetta, but honestly it irks me to no end when people act like dunderheads. I mean, it's mytablesoIwillwritewhatevertheheckIwantyoudumbhead.
I also scribbled RACHE in bold letters on the table. The fool will probably think that's my name and run around searching for me but....
RACHE is German for revenge, you moron.